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Here's the thing, when a FOX commercial claims "EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE NEW SHOW [blabhblabh]" -- They're actually saying: "No one is talking about this show, everyone hates it, please watch it so we don't lose money." And yeah, that 's what the majority of 'Drive' commercials were. It's already been shit-canned after only four episodes. As much as I love Nathan Fillion-- it REALLY was a terrible show, and I saw it getting canceled twenty minutes into the pilot. I stuck with it, hoping that it would go somewhere, but yeah, it didn't.



Fillion's going to be a chick flick called "Waitress". I'm seeing it. I'm a Firefly geek, what can I say?



Zach reminded me that tomorrow is Global Day... but, I don't know if I'm going to go. I probably won't be awake. We'll see what happens, or what time I get to bed.

Does anyone fucking have Marilyn Manson's "Mechanical Animals"? Does anyone know where the fuck I can FIND it? ...Preferably without paying for it? I'll love you forever, I swear to Christ.



I went to Burger King for dinner, and forgot my phone. My mother called sixteen fucking times, one right after the other, and sent me three e-mails. I mean, ARE YOU JOKING!? She's usually not to bad about freaking out, but, she has her moments of god damn insanity.



Downloaded Mindless Self Indulgence's live album, "Alienating Our Audience", and holy shit, it's hysterical. It's only, like, twenty two minutes long... but, I didn't pay for it, so, who the hell cares? I kind of wish that the album cover wasn't Urine with cum all over his chest, but, what are you going to do about it, right? Give it a listen, it's a lot of fun.



Jaime is a horrifying excuse for a human being, and she needs to have something unfortunate happen to her. But, that's nothing new to me, and this time, is none of my business. Don't ask. It's complicated. And aggravating.



Well, I think that I'm actually going to turn in before I pass the fuck out. Check out the new video-- it's so adorable, it'll make you BLEED. Seriously, BLEED. It almost makes me want a kid. Not one of my own, of course... just a rental, that I can fuck with and give back.

"Everyone who's famous sucked dick to get where they are today. The only difference between us and them? We swallowed."

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So, I read on Wikipedia a little earlier that you can sync up Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness" and the "Pink Elephant on Parade" sequence from "Dumbo". I didn't buy it, but, I figured I'd see if I could find a pre-synched video of it on YouTube... (Which I did on Wizard of Oz, and yeah, it's kind of fucked up.) Unfortunately, I couldn't find one-- But, I did find the elephant sequence on it's own.



I've been meaning to download "The Sickness" for awhile, because the singles from it are fucking amazing-- so, I figured now was as good a time as any.



And yeah, creepily enough, it syncs pretty fucking well. My timing was a little off, so, it might be even better than I even saw-- but, a lot of the rhythmic similarities make you question whether or not it was intentional. (Because, seriously, who was stoned enough to try and figure that out?)



But yeah here's the link to the elephant video, if you want to give it a shot yourself. It's worth a laugh.





P.S -- Against my better judgement, I listened to a couple of tracks from the band 'Paramore' -- They suck, but, I've heard worse. The chick can sing, but, that's about all they have going for them.

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Okay, I'm not going to lie. I'm really fucking confused right now. Going on five years back, Avril Lavigne came out with her shitty first album, and her shitty singles, and we rose up as a human species, and made it clear that heavy eyeliner and a "bad attitude" does not make you punk. We killed off a couple of twelve year old stragglers who still listened to her crap, and we were done. At least I assumed.



And then, all of a sudden, everyone BACKSTABS me and is like ZOMG! NEW AVRIL SONG! YAYAYYAYAYAAYYAYA!



What the fuck is wrong with you people? Mary was the first one to admit her fall into darkness to me-- and I didn't think much of it. Sure, I thought that it was a little odd, but hey-- it gave me something to make fun of her with. And then ALLISON is like "BLAGHAGHAG IT'S CATCHY GADLSHGLSD"... and sure, that was starting to worry me, but, Allison listens to an incredible amount of shitty music-- so, that doesn't necessarily mean much. THEN she charts the fucking UK charts, and I start flipping out. This worried me a lot, as the UK, generally, likes actual music. Then, I made this startling revelation on Zach Braff's latest blog entry:

Is it bad that I like to bop my head to Avril Lavigne’s song “Gilfriend”?  I think it might be really embarrassing, so I’m just telling you guys. I like her; she’s cool.

I mean, this is the dude who won a Grammy for creating the greatest mix tape in the universe... and he's listening to this crap? What happened? Where did she breach our defenses? How the fuck is Avril Lavigne still allowed to make this... sound-y thing that I refuse to refer to as music?



I actually listened to "Girlfriend" for the first time earlier today... and, I don't see what the fuck you all are talking about? The lyrics are incredibly annoying-- and it doesn't help that she, well, can't sing. At least she's not trying to keep up the illusion that she's anything other than a bubble gum pop princess... but really, all that leaves us with is a bad bubble gum pop song.



If you like this song, you fail. You fail a lot. Turn in your ears, because you've abused the privilege.



Now, leave me alone while I go back to listening to The Veronicas' '4ever'. Shut up.

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With a title like that, you'd assume that this is going to be an extremely emo entry-- don't worry, it isn't. I just want to stress that HIM's "Deep Shadows and Brilliant Highlights" is a beautiful fucking album. I've had it downloaded for awhile now, but, I haven't actually sat down and given it a listen until now. It's insanely perfect in almost every way. I can't get enough of it. The finale track, though, "Love You Like I Do" is pretty dull, though. Oh well. The rest of it is fucking spot on.



As you've probably noticed, I've added a YouTube highlight to the side bar... Just random shit that I've probably watched more than once, and thereby think that you should watch as well. It may range from movie trailers, to something stupid that made me laugh. I originally had it towards the bottom, but, I think that I like it there at the top. Maybe. We'll see what happens with it.



Dave's going to help me out with a new banner... I like the fish, personally, but, I like the new idea better. He won't be able to get the drawing for awhile, but, hopefully I'll have the sucker up by sometime next week.



The scrambled eggs I tried to make the other day came out horribly, HORRIBLY wrong-- But, I had better luck this morning. I didn't fuck up NEAR as bad. The only thing left to do now is make more... because I was still fucking hungry after the ones I ate this morning.



Can't say much of anything else happened today... I had another sunflower seed attack. It wouldn't have been so bad if the inside of my ass wasn't so ripped up already-- but, I highly doubt any of you actually want to read about that... and I know I certainly don't want to write about it. MOVING ON...



I don't know if anyone actually looks at my Shared RSS, towards the bottom of the sidebar-- but, if you do, you'll notice that Spinal Tap is getting together to do a show. HOW AWESOME IS THAT? The article also claims that they've done a ten minute short film to accompany the reunion. Ozzy's also doing a new album... but, does anyone really care? Sorry, Mumbles, I think your days are a little more than over. Maybe he'll prove me wrong... but, I doubt it.

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So, apparently my body isn't quite finished getting rid of those sunflower seeds, yet. I'll save you the trouble of reading my agony trying to take an easy shit, but, just know that I had two trips to the bathroom where I was crying for my mommy. Oh God, please tell me that it's all over. I'll never eat sunflower seeds again, I promise.



I bought 'Casino Royale' on a whim, because I had twenty dollars, and it made sense to spend it recklessly, rather than save it. I accidentally got the full screen version, though-- which is driving me near fucking mad. I don't look anymore, because I've pretty much just assumed that EVERYTHING is just widescreen by now. Fullscreen. Sucks. So. Bad.



This douche bag downstairs keeps dancing around and moaning: 'Oh My God' over his pool game after every fucking shot... Even though it's completely obvious he's letting his lady friend win. Obviously trying to get laid. And yeah, by the way the chick is responding, he probably will.



All this without even looking at them. Damn, I'm good.



Went and saw Hot Fuzz today. It was amazing. You should go see it too.

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God damn, I can't get over how bad fucking 'Say Anything' is-- I mean, seriously, it blows my mind that people actually like this half assed bullshit. Seriously folks. They suck. Stop talking about them. The next person to tell me that 'I Can Get Sexual Too' is a good song is getting ass raped. I swear to fuck. Bring it on.

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I went and saw 'Fido' earlier this evening. It's a Canadian zombie comedy that's been garnering a lot of attention over the past couple of months for, well, not sucking. And yeah, that's a bit of a rare occurrence in the Canadian film industry. Anyway, the movie's worth a couple of laughs, but, in the end, 'Not Suck' was pretty much all it did. I enjoyed it, and it was worth seeing-- but, had it been an American movie, I don't think anyone would have ever really bothered with it. Oh well. It could have went worse, I suppose. Carrie Anne Moss is fucking hot, too.



I'm seeing Hot Fuzz tomorrow-- whether anyone else decides to show or not. I'm tired of waiting for it. I want to see it so god damn bad. I watched the trailer again, and just can't freakin' wait.



Speaking of trailers, you should have seen these by now:



Evan Almighty, The Simpsons, Paprika, Live Free or Die Hard, Shrek the Third, and Hostel 2.



Speaking of Hostel 2, I'm glad Tarantino took the fucking cock out of his mouth and that the poster reads 'Tarantino presents Eli Roth's...' -- Because, honestly, the misattributed credit amongst retarded wanna-be fans was ridiculous. Personally, I'd rather that Hostel remain untouched as a stand-alone film, and NOT be turned into a franchise, a la Saw-- But, I trust Roth. He's seems to have a real understanding and love for horror... I hope that this is a pure attempt, and not a sell out move. (And seriously, if you didn't like the first film, you missed the point. LOLOLOL IT'S LIKE A PORNO. Go kill yourself.)



I'm excited for the next Harry Potter film... but seriously, the newest trailer is lame. Maybe it's just that I've seen it so many times, but, I sure hope that they plan on releasing something SLIGHTLY more goose bump inducing. Speaking of which, the chick who plays Hermoine hasn't signed on to do the rest of the films yet... Is she considering not doing them? Does this poor girl actually think that she's going to have a career away from these films? Come on, darling. All three of you are done for. You might as well do the next two films, because it's the last that we're going to see of you.



...Does the last book come out this summer? OH LORD. That's depressing.



Hey, did you guys know that if you eat sunflower seeds... they come back out as sunflower seeds? Jesus fucking Christ-- I've never been butt fucked by a porcupine, but, I'm pretty sure that I could accurately describe the experience. God damn, it is NOT fun to wipe your ass and find BLOOD on the toilet paper. Dave's high pitched "My anus is bleeeeding" comes to mind. Gahgahghaga. I'm never eating sunflower seeds ever again... (But, I am throwing the porcupine butt-fucking line into my next Indies script.)



I'm getting really excited for my next script, which, of all things, is a football movie. I think it's going to be a lot of fun, and I'm really look forward to seeing what people think of it. I have a lot of junk to sort through at the moment, though, and it's possible to take the plot in a number of different directions at this point. It's going to be a matter of finding the story amongst all the crap... hopefully I'll be able to do the bulk of that in the outline and treatment phase. Thaaat's what it's there for, right?



I still don't know what I'm going to do for a television pilot, but, we'll see what happens.



I'm going to be bold tomorrow, and am going to try and make myself scrambled eggs in the morning. We'll see what happens. Wish me luck.

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So, I'm watching The X-Files for the first time. Honestly? I'm not sure I see what the big deal is, really. I mean, it has it's moments and all, but actually, I've found it to be kind of boring. It also doesn't help that the show is really, really nineties... and not in the cool mix tape, Kurt Cobain, Nickelodeon 90's... I'm talking full blown cheesy Unsolved Mysteries nineties. The last two episodes that I watched, however, captured my interest. Perhaps there's some hope yet.



I saw Die Harder for the first time last night. Not as good as the first one, but, I still enjoyed it quite a bit. Worth the eleven bucks I paid for it at Charlie's. I haven't seen '...With a Vengeance' yet-- but the trailer for 'Live Free or...' looks god damn fucking amazing. I can't WAIT for that shit to come out.



Saw 'Wild Hogs' at Granville, since there were cancellations on 'Hot Fuzz'--  it was mildly amusing. It wasn't mind blowingly funny, or anything.. but, it had me entertained an hour and a half... I suppose that counts for something. Besides, how can you not love William H. Macy, huh? And John Travolta is still hardcore fucking cool, as always.



I took a walk down by the beach today. It was nice. Not much else to say about it. Thank God it's Spring.



Still not sure what feature script I'm ready to proceed with for my next assignment... and I better get with the program, as I only have this week to decide, and determine where I'm going with it. I've got a horror fantasy, and a teen sports comedy to choose from... Could my options BE any different? (I'm going to PITCH Abandon-- but, I'm nowhere NEAR ready to begin writing that yet.) I'm also not sure what the hell I'm going to do for my television pilot yet... I'm still leaning towards that Anti animated series-- but, that's only because it's the only freakin' idea that I've got.



My god, spring break is boring.

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You know that your day was uneventful when your nap seems like a good thing to write an entry about. I was all excited for Spring Break, and now I'm only a day in, and already to go back to school. God damn it, what the fuck is the matter with me? I'm almost thinking that maybe I should have gone home for the week-- Not because I'm feeling homesick, or anything, or even really "want" to be home... I just... don't have ANYTHING ELSE TO FUCKING DO. OH MY GOD. I'M SO BORED. I still plan on seeing Hot Fuzz tomorrow though... I need to give Justin a call, and I need to find out how the fuck to get in touch with Thomas. Seriously, I can't wait for that shit.



The guy who currently has the Kinixtion blogspot is seriously a douche bag. I'm only reading him because I'm too lazy to unsubscribe my RSS feed, but honestly, the dude's wasting his time. He's taken over a relatively popular domain name, and is using it to write sentence long entries, trolling the folks who read/...stole a countless number of albums off the blog. I mean, I know it's fun to be a jerk online-- I've had my moments... But, after awhile... Don't you just find better things to do? If he's twelve years old, maybe I'll understand... But, if he's any older than that, isn't there, some like, porn he could fucking look, or something? He MUST have something better to do in his parents' basement.



Downloaded Our Lady Peace's "Gravity", which is a solid album. Only ten tracks, but, they're all pretty good tunes. You may have heard of the band Say Anything from their rather popular song 'Ooh, I Can Be Sexual Too'-- but they, and their album '...Is a Real Boy' is a waste of time. They'd have some potential if they... had talent, but sadly, they severely lack it. Allison sent me The Postal Service's live album... which is really just a shitty quality "Give Up" with people cheering... It's still good, though, because it's The Postal Service, and they're fucking amazing. I still need to find "Purple Rain" and "The Wedding Singer" broadway soundtrack. Anyone? Please?



And I think that's all I've got, really. Allison was actually going to write my entry for today, but then didn't, because I told her that I was probably going to delete it... which is true. Oh well. I don't have anything else to talk about, unless you want a twenty second recap of the first season of 'Friends', as that's what I've been watching the past two days. 'The X-Files' is next. But, before that, bed time.

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I have "Little Red Corvette" stuck in my head, and I have no idea why. Oh wait, I know why-- because it's a good song.



I don't really have anything to write... but, Allison told me to update... and I don't have anything else to do. Spring Break officially started today, and I really don't have much of anything to do. Zach is going home for the break, so, I stole a bunch of DVDs off of him to keep me busy. I've pretty much just been watching "Friends" all afternoon... good times.



Yeah. Wow. Real interesting, eh?



Join the fucking cult.

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Ouch. No, seriously, ouch. Kinixtion, a particularly good blog with full album uploads, just got busted by Eyeball records. I suppose that this shouldn't surprise anyone, and I suppose that it is justified... it's just, too bad.

Hello,

We recently looked at your blog and found you've been distributing our record to your readers for free. How nice of you!



New Atlantic The Streets, The Sounds and The Love

http://kinixtion.blogspot.com/search...New%20Atlantic

Accessed: 632 Times



New London Fire

I Sing The Body Holographic

http://kinixtion.blogspot.com/search...0London%20Fire

Accessed: Unknown



The Number Twelve Looks Like You

Nuclear Sad Nuclear

An Inch of Gold for an Inch of Time

http://kinixtion.blogspot.com/search...0London%20Fire

Accessed: Unknown



Since we have access to the numbers for New Atlantic, I assume you'll be sending us the wholesale amount for the copies you distributed?



632 Copies at $9.16 Wholesale = $5,789.12



The check can be made out to Eyeball Records and sent to the address below. The band will be so excited when they find out about the huge royalty check coming their way! They're starving on the road right now so the extra money will really help!



Please also send a check for $9,160.00 for the New London Fire downloads. 1000 downloads sounds about right, They will be so excited! The singer has a wife and two kids. The money you're sending will put food in those kids mouths! You're a great customer.



Number Twelve is really popular. Go ahead and send us a check for $18,320.00 for that one. 2000 downloads sounds about right. The staff here can all use raises since we work damn near close to free to help these bands out. A raise will really bring morale up around here!



Just in case you choose not to send the checks, we'll have the lawsuit ready and waiting. Look forward to your prompt response, and thanks for your business!



- Eyeball Records

Man, I'd hate to be those guys right now. I hope they don't get tagged too bad, because I stole a loooot of music off of them. I'd like to wish that they'd make a return, but, it's likely that these folks are going to be staying away from the pirated music scene for awhile.



More: http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=230374

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Song of the moment is "Don't Panic" by Coldplay. Yeah, it seems to fit the current state of... whatever.



I had a whole bunch of things that I wanted to cover in this, but, I think I forgot most of them during the course of the day. Whatever, I don't suppose it's that big of a deal. Twenty-Four is finally starting to pick up some steam, and tonight's episode has me hopeful that the rest of the season is going to stay pretty high energy. We'll see what happens. I also took the time to check out "Drive" on Fox-- a new series starring Firefly's Nathan Fillion. Sure, the premise is pretty interesting, and Fillion's performance and storyline is engaging enough... there pretty much aren't any other redeeming qualities about the show. It's an ensemble cast, and all of the other storylines are god awful. Mix that in with some really bad writing, and some pretty bad actors-- There really isn't much to keep this show going. Fox has a habit of canning really good shows very quickly... so, I see no reason why this one should even finish out the season. I might check out the next episode, simply because I really don't have much else to on Mondays... but, I don't know. Sorry Fillion, I tried. Go do more Firefly.



So yeah, how about that school shooting, huh? It's apparently been all over the news all day, but, I didn't find out about it until earlier this afternoon when Freddy sent an IM my way. Holy shit. I don't know any of the details, and I haven't seen anything on it on CNN, or anything-- but Mac claims the kid did it because of his girlfriend, or something. Seriously, what the fuck is up with that? What is it that makes some doucheface think that his shit is so important, that he needs to fucking take peoples lives to make a statement about it? I swear, I wish I could come up with something more literate than "it's fucked up" -- but it is. It fucking defines fucked up. Honestly, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why do you have to go out causing other people pain? What the fuck makes you think that you're so damn important, anyway? Honestly, just because you're having a bad day, it doesn't mean that everyone else should have to deal with your shit for the rest of their lives.



Hey, what's your fuck? If you could read this, I'd tell you that you fucking fail. You fucking fail at life, you fucking prick. Honestly, shit like this pisses me off to no end... and one question has just been rattling in my head all day because of it:



What the fuck is wrong with the world?

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genericcomm: The whole Batman & Robin deal if fucked.

genericcomm: *was

IHateJimmyPage17: It's actually one of my favorites, just for it's sheer badness.

IHateJimmyPage17: Up here, we rented out our schools main theater and had a showing... ninety minutes of just making fun of it.

genericcomm: Now that's cathartic.

genericcomm: I wish I could have done that with Titantic.

IHateJimmyPage17: i love titantic. i'm such a girl.

genericcomm: But dude, that movie almost made DiCaprio quit acting that's how bad it was.

IHateJimmyPage17: ...ranked number one as highest grossing box office totals for how many years? and.. how many academy awards?

IHateJimmyPage17: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

genericcomm: ...

genericcomm: *shuts up*

IHateJimmyPage17: haha.

genericcomm: I have to find that news story though.

genericcomm: Where DiCaprio was like, I was so disgusted with what I had to do, I just wanted to quit.

IHateJimmyPage17: maybe it was a bad experience on set?

IHateJimmyPage17: because it couldn't have been the outcome of the film.

IHateJimmyPage17: unless... he's like... allergic to success. genericcomm: Here.

IHateJimmyPage17: because that's what gave him his name.

genericcomm: http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2007/01/21/530940-dicaprio-im-no-piece-of-cute-meat

genericcomm: Yeah but he felt like "cute piece of meat".

genericcomm: It gave him the wrong name so to speak.

IHateJimmyPage17: yeah, okay. but that's different xD

Amazing how fast a conversation about Batman can change to me defending Titantic.



Check out the new tag board. If you don't post, I will piss on you.

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I thought about being productive today. When I woke up and discovered that it was actually kind of nice out (save for a couple clouds), I thought that I might go take a walk in Stanley Park. Now, I love that park, I think it's fucking beautiful... However, it takes about an hour or so to walk to, and I'm far too lazy to try and pull that. I'd like to be there, I just don't want to go there, if that makes any sense. As Zach said, I'd totally be there if it was right outside my apartment building. I might do my laundry, or something, just so I can pretend that today wasn't a total waste.



I also might go see "Reign Over Me" with Adam Sandler. It looks pretty good, and is garnering some fair reviews. It's either that, or watching "Garden State" for the billionth time. Saw "The Lookout" yesterday with Zach and Neil-- and I'm little torn over it. It wasn't anything great, but it didn't do anything wrong either. I wouldn't say that I "liked" it, per se-- but, I would have no reason not to, if that makes any sense. I don't know, I just didn't feel much for the 3rd Rock kid, or his situation. I don't know. At least it was cheap. Seriously, Granville is awesome.



So, I finally get to put "Kerouac Days" in a drawer and forget about it. I had my last rewrite workshop, and Kat Montagu ripped it apart in story editing class, which I'm pretty sure means that I don't ever have to touch it again. It's a terrible script, but, I've been assured that most of the problems are typical first draft issues, so, maybe I shouldn't be as hard on it as I have been. Maybe I'll come back to it someday, when I'm older and wiser... Or maybe, I'll just let it sit there for the rest of eternity, and forever shudder at the idea of my first screenplay. Oh well. I don't think that I'm ever going to try and do a "dramaedy" with Dillon and Gabe again. I'm pretty sure that I'm going to stick with the more ridiculous, cartoon universe for the characters... it seems to fit them better. Oh well, I suppose it was a valiant attempt to cross them over into a different genre... and if anything, I've proven that Kennedy needs his own movie. (He's been a unanimous favorite, pretty much... probably because he's the only remotely interesting character in the entire 80 pages.) I'm not sure, but, I might have him or the comic book store, "Indies", cameo in my next feature.



I'm actually kind of excited to start working on my next script, as I think it's going to be ten times easier than "Kerouac Days" was. Most people raise their eyebrows when I tell them that I want to do a PG-13 teen football comedy... but, I think I can handle it. It'll be tough to make any of the football related material interesting or new... but, I think that the characters will be enough to make the whole deal worthwhile. We'll see what happens. It's not a "passion project" by any stretch of the imagination, but, I think that it'll be fun to write. Lord knows, I don't think that I'm ready to do "Abandon" yet-- and would prefer not to get myself stuck in the middle of that in my last two terms.



Also for next term, I'm going to be working on a TV pilot for an animated series based on my "Anti" short stories. Over break, however, I need to reimagine the universe it's set in... as, at the moment, it's currently a fucking muck of cliches. Oh well, maybe something will happen with it... Otherwise, it's going to be a fucking miserable two terms coming up.



Dave has me listening to "Camera Obscura", as he wants to use one of their songs for a short film (and eventually feature) that we'll eventually be filming. The song is good, but, I can't say that I'm a fan of the rest of the album. Too slow, muddled, and uninteresting for my taste. Oh well. I'm currently looking for "The Wedding Singer" Broadway soundtrack with Stephen Lynch... if anyone has it, for god's sake, send it my way. I want it so bad. I'm also looking for Christopher Titus' new CD... but, something tells me that I'm probably never going to find it. Oh well. "Norman Rockwell is Bleeding" is ALWAYS worth rewatching... And his TV show, "Titus", never gets old. (I still need to find the third season on DVD.)



So yeah, new (incredibly simple) template and banner image. Thoughts?



Seven episodes left of '24'... I've been disappointed so far, but, last weeks episode was absolutely incredible, and probably one of the better episodes of the whole damn show. Hopefully it'll be able to keep that pace going until the finale... it doesn't have a lot of time left to impress me... But, with the discovery that Audrey is still alive, I suppose that they do have a few punches left to pull.



Only a few more days until Spring Break. I'm so fucking excited.

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Everyone's been bugging me with the whole Facebook thingie-mah-bob, which has quickly replaced Myspace as THE hipster social networking site. Now, I resisted Myspace for a pretty long time, only to eventually succumb to it's wily charms a little later, and eventually becoming a complete whore for it. As a result, everyone has pretty much assumed that I would follow suit, and eventually join the muck of Facebook members as well. I assumed the same.



And I did.



I fell victim to it's cleaner interface, caved into peer pressure, and registered a damn account on that damn site. Ten minutes after registering, I came to a startling conclusion.



I am too cool for Facebook.



Seriously, what a lame fucking site. Considering it lacks any sort of customization, and everything on it is completely uniform, there really isn't much to do except stalk people... Now, make no mistake, I love you folks to death-- But, honestly, I don't care. So yeah, now I can pretend that I actually have some kind of will power, and when people ask me if I have a facebook, I can answer 'no', without being tempted to register.



So, eat it, bitches. Fuck you and your ovaries.

adrivingrain: i am going to musical-credibility hell

IHateJimmyPage17: uh oh.

IHateJimmyPage17: what'd you do?

adrivingrain: i can't stop listening to the new avril lavigne cd

IHateJimmyPage17: FDKSAHGLDSJFJWLEKHIOGHIODSJFS

IHateJimmyPage17: DHFWIEHGIHWEIJFKEJLKJFSKDJFSJD

IHateJimmyPage17: /fail

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So yeah, all things considered, the sketch show went really great the other night. Considering that there was a pretty big hockey game that night, the turn out was actually really good. The show itself went beautifully. Sure, there were some things wrong with it, but, the audience seemed to enjoy it. I was particularly thrilled with how my sketch, "Everyone Hates Aquaman" flew, as it seemed to be one of the better received ones. Sure, the fact that it wasn't completely booed probably made the laughs sound ten times louder in my ears, but, it seemed like all the key moments got laughs where and why they were supposed to. Can't ask for anything better than that, right?



Went to the other groups show tonight, sporting my awesome new fake ID. And, by fake ID, I mean a piece of card stock with a picture of an Asian kid that I cut out from a magazine taped to it-- with an arrow pointing to it, saying "This Is Me. Really." ...And, to make sure it gets the point across, I added: "I'm nineteen years of age. Seriously. This is a legal document. Very Legal." Honestly, I can't tell the difference between it and my actual ID. God, I could go into business making these fucking things. But yeah, I don't think that the other show flew quite as well as ours, but, I still enjoyed it. Brooks' "Jerkstache" sketch was still all kinds of brilliant.



So yeah, I'm starting to rock the "end of the term burnout" session, where I just don't want to work on anything anymore. Luckily, after my two day week next week, Spring Break starts up-- and I'm pretty much not doing anything but sit on my fucking couch. I'm going to be a little bored, considering a lot of people are going to be heading back home for the week, but, I suppose that I'll survive somehow.



The Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie comes out tomorrow, and I couldn't be more excited for it. I just hope a fucking theater around here will be playing it-- because, at the moment, it doesn't look like it. I also need to see "The Lookout", and "Grindhouse" again.



All right, ladies and gents, time to go set up my couch and pass out for the night.

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Don't worry, I'm still alive. I've hit a mega patch of laziness, and haven't felt like writing much of anything, but, hey, what else is new, right? I was going to write a whole post about how I nearly passed out waiting in line at burger king, but, I ended up just telling the story to everyone anyway-- so, now I'm not going to waste the effort, because I'm lazy. As it turns out, it really wasn't that great of a story anyway. One of those 'had to be theres', I think.



Now that I'm back in the money (though, I'll probably be back OUT OF IT soon enough... because I'm terrible with that shit).. I've been seeing a lot of movies lately (making up for lost time, you know?). I've pretty much enjoyed everything so far, which is a plus.



I had an advanced screening of 'Disturbia' on Monday-- and, to my surprise, it was actually a lot of fun. For a PG-13 thriller, it actually had a really solid plot, some tense moments, and some really funny shit. I've also misjudged the ability of Shia LaWhat'sHisFuck... as, he's actually turning out to be quite a capable actor, and I was digging his performance.



'TMNT' was pretty much what I expected it to be. It was a little light in the plot department, and yet, still featured a lot of really good character moments, and some BEAUTIFUL animation sequences. Everyone should dish out their nine bucks if ONLY to see the roof top battle between Raphael and Leonardo. That, honestly, might have been the best couple of moments in any Turtles movie, period. Overall, the flick was nowhere NEAR as good as the BRILLIANT 1990 original, but, by far the best sequel. Mikey's jokes were a little 'meh', however, and I missed the Brooklyn accent on Raph. Otherwise, a solid, and very underrated effort. (...it also drops hints of Shredder appearing in the sequel. Oh goodie!)



Just got back from seeing 'Blades of Glory' with Justin... What you see is what you get in that one. It's a stupid movie, that knows it's a stupid movie, and only strives to be a stupid movie. Enough said. If you dug Will Ferrel's other flicks, you'll dig this one. If not, you won't. Enough said. Jon Heder did a relatively fine job too... Plus, it had Will Arnett from 'Arrested Development', and that crazy hot chick from 'The Office' who plays Pam (in a corset, no less. Schwing!).



Ugh, Mac's got me on an 'Anti' buzz again. I'm thinking about doing a novella... but, I don't know when the hell I'm going to have time to fit it in. I have a story, but, I don't know how I can stretch it out-- or make it anything more than just a bunch of dudes sitting in a seedy bar and talking (see: 'Black' and 'Deception'). We'll see what happens. I have a long weekend... I don't know if I'm going to be able to bring myself to do anything about it, though.



I cleaned my place again, it looks amazing. Did the bathroom too... it actually appears, well, sanitary. Time for food, methinks.

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[00:55] VirtualNerd101: We have a horrible April Fools Joke planned to play on my roommate

[00:56] IHateJimmyPage17: uh oh.

[00:56] VirtualNerd101: We're going to wait until a good time when he's out of the room

[00:56] VirtualNerd101: And get Lynette from across the hall in here

[00:56] VirtualNerd101: Have both of us in our underwear, with her bent over the bed and me over her holding a vibrator

[00:57] VirtualNerd101: And when James walks in the room I run and yell at him swinging the vibrator at him

[00:57] VirtualNerd101: While Lynette yells at me for not locking the door

[00:57] VirtualNerd101: And for James to get out

[00:57] IHateJimmyPage17: ...oh my jesus.

[00:57] VirtualNerd101: And we send him running

[00:58] IHateJimmyPage17: oh jesus.

[00:58] VirtualNerd101: It'll be glorious if we go through with it

[00:58] IHateJimmyPage17: oh JESUS.

...Oh Jesus.

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