Everyone's been bugging me with the whole Facebook thingie-mah-bob, which has quickly replaced Myspace as THE hipster social networking site. Now, I resisted Myspace for a pretty long time, only to eventually succumb to it's wily charms a little later, and eventually becoming a complete whore for it. As a result, everyone has pretty much assumed that I would follow suit, and eventually join the muck of Facebook members as well. I assumed the same.
And I did.
I fell victim to it's cleaner interface, caved into peer pressure, and registered a damn account on that damn site. Ten minutes after registering, I came to a startling conclusion.
I am too cool for Facebook.
Seriously, what a lame fucking site. Considering it lacks any sort of customization, and everything on it is completely uniform, there really isn't much to do except stalk people... Now, make no mistake, I love you folks to death-- But, honestly, I don't care. So yeah, now I can pretend that I actually have some kind of will power, and when people ask me if I have a facebook, I can answer 'no', without being tempted to register.
So, eat it, bitches. Fuck you and your ovaries.
And I did.
I fell victim to it's cleaner interface, caved into peer pressure, and registered a damn account on that damn site. Ten minutes after registering, I came to a startling conclusion.
I am too cool for Facebook.
Seriously, what a lame fucking site. Considering it lacks any sort of customization, and everything on it is completely uniform, there really isn't much to do except stalk people... Now, make no mistake, I love you folks to death-- But, honestly, I don't care. So yeah, now I can pretend that I actually have some kind of will power, and when people ask me if I have a facebook, I can answer 'no', without being tempted to register.
So, eat it, bitches. Fuck you and your ovaries.
adrivingrain: i am going to musical-credibility hell
IHateJimmyPage17: uh oh.
IHateJimmyPage17: what'd you do?
adrivingrain: i can't stop listening to the new avril lavigne cd
IHateJimmyPage17: FDKSAHGLDSJFJWLEKHIOGHIODSJFS
IHateJimmyPage17: DHFWIEHGIHWEIJFKEJLKJFSKDJFSJD
IHateJimmyPage17: /fail
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facebook only serves to show people you went to high school with that you are no longer ugly, and no i dont mean you. i mean in general. its impossible to customize and the only thing i find fun about it is looking at the titles of random groups.
The only Facebook group worth mentioning is the I Like to Yell Sparta group.
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