[00:55] VirtualNerd101: We have a horrible April Fools Joke planned to play on my roommate
[00:56] IHateJimmyPage17: uh oh.
[00:56] VirtualNerd101: We're going to wait until a good time when he's out of the room
[00:56] VirtualNerd101: And get Lynette from across the hall in here
[00:56] VirtualNerd101: Have both of us in our underwear, with her bent over the bed and me over her holding a vibrator
[00:57] VirtualNerd101: And when James walks in the room I run and yell at him swinging the vibrator at him
[00:57] VirtualNerd101: While Lynette yells at me for not locking the door
[00:57] VirtualNerd101: And for James to get out
[00:57] IHateJimmyPage17: ...oh my jesus.
[00:57] VirtualNerd101: And we send him running
[00:58] IHateJimmyPage17: oh jesus.
[00:58] VirtualNerd101: It'll be glorious if we go through with it
[00:58] IHateJimmyPage17: oh JESUS.
...Oh Jesus.
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2 comments:
is virtual nerd a man or woman...?
Obviously if my roommate is a man, then I must be a man too.
P.S. Sadly, this did not happen and I'm not sure why, but it makes me cry to know my roommate went through this day without being tricked into thinking he was witnessing my friend and I losing our virginity to each other with a little extra help.
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