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I went and saw 'Fido' earlier this evening. It's a Canadian zombie comedy that's been garnering a lot of attention over the past couple of months for, well, not sucking. And yeah, that's a bit of a rare occurrence in the Canadian film industry. Anyway, the movie's worth a couple of laughs, but, in the end, 'Not Suck' was pretty much all it did. I enjoyed it, and it was worth seeing-- but, had it been an American movie, I don't think anyone would have ever really bothered with it. Oh well. It could have went worse, I suppose. Carrie Anne Moss is fucking hot, too.



I'm seeing Hot Fuzz tomorrow-- whether anyone else decides to show or not. I'm tired of waiting for it. I want to see it so god damn bad. I watched the trailer again, and just can't freakin' wait.



Speaking of trailers, you should have seen these by now:



Evan Almighty, The Simpsons, Paprika, Live Free or Die Hard, Shrek the Third, and Hostel 2.



Speaking of Hostel 2, I'm glad Tarantino took the fucking cock out of his mouth and that the poster reads 'Tarantino presents Eli Roth's...' -- Because, honestly, the misattributed credit amongst retarded wanna-be fans was ridiculous. Personally, I'd rather that Hostel remain untouched as a stand-alone film, and NOT be turned into a franchise, a la Saw-- But, I trust Roth. He's seems to have a real understanding and love for horror... I hope that this is a pure attempt, and not a sell out move. (And seriously, if you didn't like the first film, you missed the point. LOLOLOL IT'S LIKE A PORNO. Go kill yourself.)



I'm excited for the next Harry Potter film... but seriously, the newest trailer is lame. Maybe it's just that I've seen it so many times, but, I sure hope that they plan on releasing something SLIGHTLY more goose bump inducing. Speaking of which, the chick who plays Hermoine hasn't signed on to do the rest of the films yet... Is she considering not doing them? Does this poor girl actually think that she's going to have a career away from these films? Come on, darling. All three of you are done for. You might as well do the next two films, because it's the last that we're going to see of you.



...Does the last book come out this summer? OH LORD. That's depressing.



Hey, did you guys know that if you eat sunflower seeds... they come back out as sunflower seeds? Jesus fucking Christ-- I've never been butt fucked by a porcupine, but, I'm pretty sure that I could accurately describe the experience. God damn, it is NOT fun to wipe your ass and find BLOOD on the toilet paper. Dave's high pitched "My anus is bleeeeding" comes to mind. Gahgahghaga. I'm never eating sunflower seeds ever again... (But, I am throwing the porcupine butt-fucking line into my next Indies script.)



I'm getting really excited for my next script, which, of all things, is a football movie. I think it's going to be a lot of fun, and I'm really look forward to seeing what people think of it. I have a lot of junk to sort through at the moment, though, and it's possible to take the plot in a number of different directions at this point. It's going to be a matter of finding the story amongst all the crap... hopefully I'll be able to do the bulk of that in the outline and treatment phase. Thaaat's what it's there for, right?



I still don't know what I'm going to do for a television pilot, but, we'll see what happens.



I'm going to be bold tomorrow, and am going to try and make myself scrambled eggs in the morning. We'll see what happens. Wish me luck.

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