Okay, I'm not going to lie. I'm really fucking confused right now. Going on five years back, Avril Lavigne came out with her shitty first album, and her shitty singles, and we rose up as a human species, and made it clear that heavy eyeliner and a "bad attitude" does not make you punk. We killed off a couple of twelve year old stragglers who still listened to her crap, and we were done. At least I assumed.
And then, all of a sudden, everyone BACKSTABS me and is like ZOMG! NEW AVRIL SONG! YAYAYYAYAYAAYYAYA!
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Mary was the first one to admit her fall into darkness to me-- and I didn't think much of it. Sure, I thought that it was a little odd, but hey-- it gave me something to make fun of her with. And then ALLISON is like "BLAGHAGHAG IT'S CATCHY GADLSHGLSD"... and sure, that was starting to worry me, but, Allison listens to an incredible amount of shitty music-- so, that doesn't necessarily mean much. THEN she charts the fucking UK charts, and I start flipping out. This worried me a lot, as the UK, generally, likes actual music. Then, I made this startling revelation on Zach Braff's latest blog entry:
I mean, this is the dude who won a Grammy for creating the greatest mix tape in the universe... and he's listening to this crap? What happened? Where did she breach our defenses? How the fuck is Avril Lavigne still allowed to make this... sound-y thing that I refuse to refer to as music?
I actually listened to "Girlfriend" for the first time earlier today... and, I don't see what the fuck you all are talking about? The lyrics are incredibly annoying-- and it doesn't help that she, well, can't sing. At least she's not trying to keep up the illusion that she's anything other than a bubble gum pop princess... but really, all that leaves us with is a bad bubble gum pop song.
If you like this song, you fail. You fail a lot. Turn in your ears, because you've abused the privilege.
Now, leave me alone while I go back to listening to The Veronicas' '4ever'. Shut up.
And then, all of a sudden, everyone BACKSTABS me and is like ZOMG! NEW AVRIL SONG! YAYAYYAYAYAAYYAYA!
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Mary was the first one to admit her fall into darkness to me-- and I didn't think much of it. Sure, I thought that it was a little odd, but hey-- it gave me something to make fun of her with. And then ALLISON is like "BLAGHAGHAG IT'S CATCHY GADLSHGLSD"... and sure, that was starting to worry me, but, Allison listens to an incredible amount of shitty music-- so, that doesn't necessarily mean much. THEN she charts the fucking UK charts, and I start flipping out. This worried me a lot, as the UK, generally, likes actual music. Then, I made this startling revelation on Zach Braff's latest blog entry:
Is it bad that I like to bop my head to Avril Lavigne’s song “Gilfriend”? I think it might be really embarrassing, so I’m just telling you guys. I like her; she’s cool.
I mean, this is the dude who won a Grammy for creating the greatest mix tape in the universe... and he's listening to this crap? What happened? Where did she breach our defenses? How the fuck is Avril Lavigne still allowed to make this... sound-y thing that I refuse to refer to as music?
I actually listened to "Girlfriend" for the first time earlier today... and, I don't see what the fuck you all are talking about? The lyrics are incredibly annoying-- and it doesn't help that she, well, can't sing. At least she's not trying to keep up the illusion that she's anything other than a bubble gum pop princess... but really, all that leaves us with is a bad bubble gum pop song.
If you like this song, you fail. You fail a lot. Turn in your ears, because you've abused the privilege.
Now, leave me alone while I go back to listening to The Veronicas' '4ever'. Shut up.
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ew.
I hate that chick. Well... maybe she's a nice person. Okay... I fucking hate her music.
-Thomas
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