So, apparently my body isn't quite finished getting rid of those sunflower seeds, yet. I'll save you the trouble of reading my agony trying to take an easy shit, but, just know that I had two trips to the bathroom where I was crying for my mommy. Oh God, please tell me that it's all over. I'll never eat sunflower seeds again, I promise.
I bought 'Casino Royale' on a whim, because I had twenty dollars, and it made sense to spend it recklessly, rather than save it. I accidentally got the full screen version, though-- which is driving me near fucking mad. I don't look anymore, because I've pretty much just assumed that EVERYTHING is just widescreen by now. Fullscreen. Sucks. So. Bad.
This douche bag downstairs keeps dancing around and moaning: 'Oh My God' over his pool game after every fucking shot... Even though it's completely obvious he's letting his lady friend win. Obviously trying to get laid. And yeah, by the way the chick is responding, he probably will.
All this without even looking at them. Damn, I'm good.
Went and saw Hot Fuzz today. It was amazing. You should go see it too.
I bought 'Casino Royale' on a whim, because I had twenty dollars, and it made sense to spend it recklessly, rather than save it. I accidentally got the full screen version, though-- which is driving me near fucking mad. I don't look anymore, because I've pretty much just assumed that EVERYTHING is just widescreen by now. Fullscreen. Sucks. So. Bad.
This douche bag downstairs keeps dancing around and moaning: 'Oh My God' over his pool game after every fucking shot... Even though it's completely obvious he's letting his lady friend win. Obviously trying to get laid. And yeah, by the way the chick is responding, he probably will.
All this without even looking at them. Damn, I'm good.
Went and saw Hot Fuzz today. It was amazing. You should go see it too.
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your poor ass has been through so much.
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