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Remember that testicle story I mentioned briefly the other day? Here's the article on BBC.

Seriously, what the fuck, eh?

"Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years."

Amazing. Just amazing. Oh, but, here's the best part:

"I am in no way a violent person." - Amanda Monti

Sure, honey, we believe you. That idea never crossed anyone's mind-- even when you were shoving that dude's testicle down your throat.

Ladies, please be sure to never try this at home.