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Yes friends, this time is coming for the most epic of competitions to take place is upon us. On August 14th, 2007 -- The world's finest shall be competing to see who wields the strongest arm in the universe (...or at least in Writing Class Number 23). The victor? Life long bragging rights, and the biggest verbal cock in existence. The loser? Shame, belittlement, a lifetime of misery, and a lonely, lonely death.

That's right, it's the 'Battle North of Seattle' -- The greatest arm wrestling competition known to man.

First Contender-- Zach Roe. Defender of Freedom. Shia LaBeouf fanboy. Usually keeper of mucho facial hair.

Second Contender -- Niklas Sweedish Guy. Neutral Bastard. Maker of Meat Loaf. Cosumer of meat balls.




Oh dear God.