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"STEP ONE: Change your relationship status to 'Swinger'.

STEP TWO: Get a bunch of pictures of you with pretty girls and caption them in a mildly flirtatious manner.

...We will make HER jealous."

From the third episode of "We Need Girlfriends" that had Zach and I laughing pretty hard. I give the series a pretty high recommendation-- as it's one of the few internet series that are actually worth your time. The first episode is on my sidebar. Check it out. It's only five or so minutes, it won't kill you.

Speaking of Myspace... (...and if you don't know where the mention of Myspace came up, you clearly haven't watched episode three of "We Need Girlfriends" yet. Shame on you. Okay, that's enough pimping for one entry.) ...has anyone else noticed the "True" dating site ads that they've got up there now? The fake IM with the attractive chicks on "cam" typing and giggling? ...Does anyone actually fall for that? Are there really any dumb fucks logging on to myspace who are just like: HOLY SHIT. THIS MODEL IS FUCKING TALKING TO ME. OMIGOD. QUICK. TYPE 'SHOW ME UR TITS PLZ'. ...Well, obviously the advertising division of "True" thinks there are, otherwise, why would they make the ads? Of course, the chicks who would USE "True" probably don't look a thing LIKE that... Otherwise, why would they need to use a dating site? Fuck, I hate the internet.

Speaking of hate... Spell check is kind of annoying. I use a lot of variations of the word 'fuck'-- and I don't have the patience to add them all to my dictionary. Now I'm stuck looking at the red squiggly line under "fucknuggets", "fuckbagles", and "fuckernutter". I hate that damn line. I HATE it. And considering how many times I write "fuck" in any given sentence, I have to look at the a lot. Fuck, I hate words.

So, today was kind of odd. I woke up around one thirty, two o'clock, and spent nearly the entire day on the internet. I hit a rough patch going into the evening, but, I'm hoping that's going to smooth over tomorrow. Then I went out to dinner with Zach (with an eventual guest appearance from Brooks) and chilled for a little while. I don't know, it's getting pretty late, but, I'm not quite ready to go to bed yet. It's because I got up so damn late. Oh well.

Eh, so, I'm breaking my "Fuck Parties" policy tomorrow and heading to one at the Blue House. I hate parties up here. A lot. The one or two that I've been to, everyone just gets drunk as fucking hell, and I end up having to explain to them for three or four times that I don't drink. Why I don't drink. And how they aren't getting me to drink.

It's literally the only topic of conversation. Ever. It gets old. Really fucking quick.

With that said, I have no idea why I'm going to this one. I have nothing better to do, so, what the fuck, right? If I profusely hate it, I'll at least have something to write about.

Anger usually makes for an amusing entry.

I don't know, that's about all I've got for tonight. All of the today's big stuff is all kind of personal, and I don't feel like unraveling to everyone... so, I think I'm just going to sign off and watch some cartoons.

However, if you haven't seen the new Batsuit photograph, you're in for a treat. I think it looks really good, and I'm super fucking excited about it. As you can see from the photo's captions, he's actually going to be able to fully move his head and nod in this film, which is probably the biggest thing to happen to Batman since Frank Miller. With all of the great pictures and such coming out lately, I'm going to be extremely disappointed if 'The Dark Knight' is anything less than 'Citizen Kane'. I'm not too worried though, because I'm sure that I'm going to love it. (I mean, come on, anything is GOLD next to 'Batman and Robin'.)