...Couldn't have ended soon enough.
Honestly. The theater can keep my ten dollars if they want it, but, I'll do anything to get the three hours I wasted on this miserable excuse for a movie back. Most importantly, the movie was no fun. At all. What little story there was was dark and angsty, and the occasional humor that pops up was rarely funny. The schizophrenic Jack? Please, make it stop.
Characters all wanted completely different things, and their storylines barely had anything to do with each other. It was far too complicated, and I didn't care enough about any of the characters to try and sort all of the crap out. The plot with releasing the goddess didn't make the slightest bit of sense, and in the end, all really managed to make it rain. Whoop-de-fucking do.
And despite the three god damn hour run time, there's no fucking ending. They spend the last fifteen minutes or so just setting up for another god damn sequel.
I'd say not to go see it-- but you all are anyway. Because it's Pirates, and you love the first one so much, that you'll just pray that there'll be something enjoyable about it. Find me after you do, because I'm totally looking forward to making fun of you with it all.
Tommy T. said it the best when the credits started to roll: "Okay, that's enough of those."
Honestly. The theater can keep my ten dollars if they want it, but, I'll do anything to get the three hours I wasted on this miserable excuse for a movie back. Most importantly, the movie was no fun. At all. What little story there was was dark and angsty, and the occasional humor that pops up was rarely funny. The schizophrenic Jack? Please, make it stop.
Characters all wanted completely different things, and their storylines barely had anything to do with each other. It was far too complicated, and I didn't care enough about any of the characters to try and sort all of the crap out. The plot with releasing the goddess didn't make the slightest bit of sense, and in the end, all really managed to make it rain. Whoop-de-fucking do.
And despite the three god damn hour run time, there's no fucking ending. They spend the last fifteen minutes or so just setting up for another god damn sequel.
I'd say not to go see it-- but you all are anyway. Because it's Pirates, and you love the first one so much, that you'll just pray that there'll be something enjoyable about it. Find me after you do, because I'm totally looking forward to making fun of you with it all.
Tommy T. said it the best when the credits started to roll: "Okay, that's enough of those."
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oh fresh hell.
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